If you're going to spend all this time brushing and whitening your teeth, you might as well enjoy it. And there's nothing more enjoyable than using Theodent, the "chocolate" toothpaste that not only whitens your teeth, but prevents decay as well.

See, it's got Rennou, a "non-toxic proprietary blend of a naturally-occurring extract found in chocolate blended with other minerals that help to strengthen the enamel surface of human teeth." So while you might not actually be brushing your teeth with chocolate, the idea of it is enough to bring a smile to your face every morning and evening.

Theodent Whitening Crystal Mint offers a thick white paste with a fresh minty taste, and a little goes a long way, so while this might cost you more than your usual tube of toothpaste, you'll feel like you're staying in a luxury hotel every time you use it. The packaging, the texture, the taste... And after all, aren't you worth a little luxe right about now?

You get a superb clean mouth feel that lasts long after you've brushed and my pearly whites got whiter, even despite the numerous glasses of vino, cups of coffee, beets, etc.

And in case you've got a sweet tooth, you're in luck - the kid's version taste's like raw chocolate chip cookie dough, so you can be all adult and responsible about brushing your teeth and no one will know that you're just getting your fix!

You've spent your life brushing with those mainstream drugstore brands. Isn't it time you stepped it up?

Shop Theodent now.