I've always wanted to do a detox, but being a restaurant reviewer and food writer, it's hard not to eat for 2 or 3 days!

Plus, frankly, it doesn't sound like a ton of fun.

However, I think I've found a wonderful solution - Ina Crystals White Gold Detox Bath Crystals!

Sitting in a luxurious bath, soothing my muscles and calming my mind sounds like a vacation, not a detox, doesn't it?

Ahhh. So luxurious!

Here's how it works:

Minerals are trapped inside the amazing crystal salt, but are small enough to penetrate the human cells and then be absorbed. The white gold crystal salt is blended with detoxifiers such as basil, fennel and juniper essential oils, so you get rid of internal toxins and impurities.

Ina Crystals says that it has "been proven to be equivalent to a 3 day detox diet."

Holy #@!*

And that's not all. The scent of basil, fennel and juniper is so lovely and clean smelling, you're going to want to get into the tub as soon as it arrives!

It's recommended to use the entire container and let the crystals dissolve and then fill the tub with water at body temperature. Then you soak for 30 minutes, allowing all of the buildup of toxins. Oh, and in case that's enough it helps with mild cases of eczema and psoriasis, backaches, stiff joints, insomnia and improves blood circulation.

Not only is this a fanfreakintastic gift, but just imagine - getting rid of all that stuff that your body's been carrying around all these years.

You're going to look and feel a-m-a-z-i-n-g and you get 30 minutes away from all the stresses of your day.

I hope that they sell this by the kilo...